St. Elsewhere, Season 3

Dr. Craig:
So you took the job with that colonic slime, Bill Wolf, didn't you?

Dr. Ehrlich:
How did you find out?

Dr. Craig:
It's all over the hospital. Everyone is patting me on the back like I just had a baby boy.

Dr. Ehrlich:
All right, all right, I was gonna tell you.

Dr. Craig:
In this century?

Dr. Ehrlich:
Listen, the only reason that I'm doing this program is to provide a genuine public service.

Dr. Craig:
Oh, don't give me that crap! Muammar Gaddafi is more interested in public service than that ringworm producer.

Dr. Ehrlich:
All right, I need the money. You know I got a divorce pending.

Dr. Craig:
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you turned on me for a few lousy pieces of silver.

Dr. Ehrlich:
You've had your differences with Mr. Wolf, but I don't think that should interfere with our relationship. Yours and mine, I mean.

Dr. Craig:
You can count on it! You lie with dogs, you get fleas!

Dr. Ehrlich:
Well, wait a minute, you don't mean that, do you, sir?

Dr. Craig:
His film eviscerated me all over the airwaves.

Dr. Ehrlich:
I guess I can't persuade you to do a guest spot some night, huh?

Dr. Craig:
Who do I look like, Ben Vereen? I'm a surgeon, Ehrlich, not a buck and wing man! Scalpel!