Stanley, Season 1

[On a late winter's day, Stanley takes Dennis outside.]

Dennis:
It's awfully chilly out here, Stanley. What is it you wanted to show me?

[Stanley sees a giant pile of melted snow before him.]

Stanley:
OH, NO!

[Marci and Mimi come running.]

Marci:
What's the matter, Stanley

Stanley:
Look at Dennis' surprise!

Marci and Mimi:
Uh-oh.

Dennis:
Well, I must say, I am surprised, Stanley. And I'm sure you know how much I appreciate, um... big... snow... lumps.

Stanley:
But yesterday, it was a giant snow goldfish!

Mimi:
It looked just like you, Dennis!

Marci:
Only bigger, of course.

[Stanley kicks the melted snow pile in frustration.]

Stanley:
I'm sorry, Dennis.

Dennis:
No need to apologize. Snow tends to melt quite quickly in late winter.

Mimi:
Yeah, and turn to mucky, ucky slush!

Marci:
It's no fun playing outside anymore.

Stanley:
You said it. It takes forever to put on a snowsuit.

Marci:
And mittens.

Mimi:
And boots.

Stanley:
And this stupid cap. And then there's nothing to do except watch everything melt and get muddy.

Marci:
I want it to be spring right now.

Stanley:
Yeah!

Mimi:
Me too.

Dennis:
That would be lovely, of course. But I'm afraid it's not gonna happen overnight.