Stanley, Season 3

[Lionel tries writing his song in the kitchen, but is interrupted by the kids acting like chickens.]

Lionel:
Stanley, what are you doing now?!

Stanley:
Playing "Follow the Chicken".

Lionel:
"Follow the Chicken"?

Stanley:
Yeah. That's when you act like a chicken, and everyone follows you around. Wanna play?

Lionel:
If I didn't want to play "Follow the Monkey", what makes you think I'd wanna play "Follow the Chicken"?

Lester:
'Cuz in this game, you "bawk" like a chicken.

[Lionel leaves, grumbling.]

Lester:
No, like this, Lionel! Bawk, bawk, bawk!

Mimi:
I guess he doesn't like chickens.

Dennis:
I know what I don't like. This jar.

Marci:
It's not that bad, is it?

Dennis:
It's terrible! I miss my home!

Stanley:
Mom! Mom?

Joyce:
Yes, Stanley?

Stanley:
Dennis really doesn't like being in this mayonnaise jar.

Joyce:
I know just what he needs.

Dennis:
My bowl?

Joyce:
A pickle jar.

Dennis:
What do I look like, a gherkin?