Stanley, Season 3

[Lionel is looking for Stanley in his room. He opens his closet and looks in it.]

Lionel:
There's no use in hiding, Stanley. Give me back my song.

[Stanley jumps out of the book with the torn half of Lionel's song. He approaches Lionel.]

Stanley:
Hi, Lionel.

[Lionel gets startled, and jumps in the closet.]

Lionel:
AAAH!

Stanley:
[chuckles]

Lionel:
Where did you come from?

Stanley:
I was just getting your song back.

Lionel:
Well, where is it?

[Stanley nervously presents the torn half of the song to Lionel.]

Stanley:
Well... Here.

[Lionel grabs the half from Stanley. He is horrified.]

Lionel:
My song! Where's the other half?!

Stanley:
I just wanted to help you.

Lionel:
Why do you have to always mess everything up?!

Stanley:
It wasn't me! It was the bird-- The book-- The kōkako!

Lionel:
[fed up] That's it.

[Lionel grabs Stanley's book.]

Stanley:
What are you doing?!

[Lionel heads to Stanley's door.]

Lionel:
I've had enough of you, and your silly animals, and your silly book.

[Lionel leaves Stanley's room, and makes his way back to his room.]

Stanley:
Hey, come back with my book!

[Stanley chases after Lionel.]

Stanley:
Lionel! Give it back!

Lionel:
No way! I've got a lot of work to do, and I don't need you acting like an aardvark, or a guinea pig, or some goofy bird to mess it up! [slams the door shut]

Stanley:
Lionel, give me my book! [yelling furiously] I WANT MY BOOK!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!