Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 4

Odo:
Come on, Quark, move it along. You should be in the emergency shelter by now.

Quark:
I'm not going to any emergency shelter! This is my bar and I'm going to defend it.

Odo:
Really? And how do you plan to do that?

Quark:
With this. (holds up a closed box)

Odo:
You're going to hit them with a box?

Quark:
No, this is my disruptor pistol, the one I used to carry back in the old days when I was serving on that Ferengi freighter.

Odo:
I thought you were the ship's cook.

Quark:
That's right, and every member of that crew thought he was a food critic. If the Klingons try to get through these doors, I'll be ready for them.

(He opens the box, which is empty save for a note. Odo takes it out.)

Odo:
(reads aloud) "Dear Quark, I used parts of your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."

Quark:
(grabs the note) I will kill him!

Odo:
With what?