Starsky & Hutch

Capt. Harold Dobey:
[sees Starsky walking past his office with a candy bar in his mouth] Starsky!

Starsky:
[muffled from the candy bar] Mornin', Cap'n.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
[angrily] Get in here! It's the middle of the afternoon! Where's that partner of yours?

Starsky:
It's his day off, Captain.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
His day off ended this morning. Now suppose you stop covering for him, get your tail on the horn, and tell him I said get his rear end in here!

Starsky:
The truth is, Captain, he's sick.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
He ain't called in sick!

Starsky:
Well, you know how it is, he's in love.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
What you mean is he's shacked up.

Starsky:
Yeah, well, uh... she is a pretty girl, Captain.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
[completely uncharmed] You tell him I want him in here in one hour, and ready for duty. You tell him that.

Starsky:
There's only one problem, Captain.

Capt. Harold Dobey:
What's that?

Starsky:
I don't know where he is to tell him that.