Steven Universe, Season 4

Smoky:
I can't see nothing in here.

Sardonyx:
You cannot see anything, my darling-- because the show hasn't started yet!

Smoky:
Show?

Sardonyx:
Live, from a metaphysical room deep in the temple, it's "Sardonyx Tonight!" [under a spotlight, speaking into microphone] Goooood evening, everybody! We have a brand new fusion with us tonight. I'm so excited I could just shatter. [throws the microphone off aside] Everyone welcome, Smoky Quartz! So tell me literally everything there is to know about yourself, and do not skip out on any of the juicy details.

Smoky:
Well… I like, long walks through the Kindergarten. Actually that's where I sort of- pow- became me. And, uh, pow! Beat Jasper.

Sardonyx:
Oh, that Jasper! Always running around Kindergartens and causing trouble. Boy, that didn't quite work out for her. Guess she should go back to preschool, am I right, folks?

Smoky:
Yeah. She lost her mind in a corrupted fusion. I guess you could say she has a… short fuse? [Sardonyx and the audience laughs] Easy crowd, huh? Where'd you get 'em?

Sardonyx:
I made them myself. But. Smoky, I think what we really want to know is… who are you? Who is…Smoky Quartz?

Smoky:
Uh, well, between the fight and now, I've really only existed for like, ten minutes, so, Uh… I… I don't know. But I do know how to do this! [summons her yo-yo] This one's called "Sad Baby in a Diaper"! Bow!

Sardonyx:
Yes, the yo-yo. Seen it, lived it, loved it. But what about the rest of your game?

Smoky:
I ain't exactly a deck of cards here. Oh! I can lick my elbow. I have three of them now!

Sardonyx:
We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor! [snaps her fingers, and the overhead light goes out]

Smoky:
Huh?

Sardonyx:
Listen, Smoky, let's talk-- fusion to fusion. That's a nice yo-yo, but, I want to know the yo-you.

Smoky:
What? [giggles as Sardonyx brushes their cheek with a make-up duster]

Sardonyx:
Smoky, there's bound to be way more to you than just… a yo-yo. You're a fusion. You're full of surprises! You just don't know it yet.

Smoky:
Yeah. Yeah I guess that is how surprises work.

Sardonyx:
I've got it! Every fusion gets something new - a new power, a new weapon…

Smoky:
Like a yo-yo?

Sardonyx:
Yes, but better. Let's find out what's new about you. [snaps her fingers and the spotlight comes back on] And welcome back! Don't those cartoon characters make you want to buy those products? I sure hope so, or else I'd be off air. [laughs] We have a new segment for you all, tonight. That's right, everyone. It's time to "Hit…That…Bird!" During Opal's adventures at the Sky Spire, she took down a flock of bird monsters with her bow. [screen monitor shows a clip from "Giant Woman" of the said event] Let's see if you got her "Opalescent" aim.