Still Game, Season 1

[Jack and Victor are on a double date at The Clansman. Jack's date is a rather attractive older woman; Victor's is a rather squat woman with unkempt hair and buck teeth.]

Winston:
Hello, lads.

Jack:
Hi, Winston.

Winston:
And hello, ladies. I'm Winston.

Barbara:
Hello, Winston.

Jack:
Are you still barred?

Winston:
Aye. Here, which one of you two unlucky bastards is saddled with the munchkin?

Victor:
Right, that's it!

Jack:
Where are you going?

Victor:
Home! I'm no' sitting in my local with that thing, Jack!

Jack:
Oh, that's just perfect! You're going AWOL and leaving me with these two women?

Victor:
I only saw one woman, Jack! I don't know what that other one is!

Winston:
A munchkin, sure.

Jack:
Shut up!