Still Game, Series 2

[Jack and Victor are stood at a bus stop; we see a middle-aged man and his mother walk towards the bus stop, carrying bags of shopping]

Martin:
Freezin', eh, Ma?

Ma:
Oh, aye, Martin.

Martin:
I cannae wait to get up the road, eh, Ma?

Ma:
Neither can I, Martin.

Martin:
Aye, with some soup when we get in, and then we can have a cup of tea with some snowballs, eh, Ma?

Ma:
I didnae get any snowballs, Martin.

Martin:
Nae snowballs?!

Ma:
Naw.

Martin:
You stupid... auld... cow!

Ma:
Relax, Martin, you've got an empire biscuit.

Martin:
I'm no' wantin' an empire biscuit, I'm wantin' a snowball!

Victor:
TAXI!

[We see a passing taxi, which Jack and Victor get into]

Jack:
Maybe if you have a jobby, Martin, your ma can wipe your arse for ye, Martin!