Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye, Season 3

Lucy:
I've never heard of half the stuff on Anita's special shopping list. Free-range egg white extract?

Sue:
Probably on the shelf right next to wheat-free soy lasagna.

Myles:
Ah, the good host syndrome. Open your door to a wayward traveler, and before you know it, you're at their mercy. Your routines disrupted, your cupboards emptied, the sanctity of your castle hopelessly compromised.

Tara:
What do you recommend, Sir Myles? Toss them out in the street?

Myles:
No, I recommend a drawbridge and a moat. Never let them breach the gates in the first place.

Bobby:
I follow the three day law. They stay longer than that, I throw their gear on the porch, change the locks, turn on the sprinklers.

Tara:
Now that's hospitable.