T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 1

Keswick:
Behold, my new high tech mind reading device. It allows whoever… [stutters] wears it to hear the thoughts of anyone close by.

[Kitty snatches it out of his hands and puts it on as she listens to the Chief's thoughts]

Chief:
Okay, she's reading my mind. Don't think about how gross her cookies are. Don't think about how gross her cookies are.

Kitty:
[suprised with anger] I knew it! You hate my cookies!

Dudley:
Wow, Chief. You hate Christmas, too? Let's see what Mr. Critical thinks of me. [puts the helmet on his head]

Chief:
[as Dudley picks his nose] Oh, man. Agent Puppy is a total slob.

Dudley:
[hurt] You think I'm a slob?!

Keswick:
[takes the helmet away] Stop. Clearly you lack the self esteem to… [stutters] wear this. Though that's not surprising. Recent psychological studies indicate that…

Chief:
Oh, man. Put a sock in it, Dr. Boring.

Keswick:
[fully hurt] Well, that stings. Fortunately, I'm too… [stutters] mature to resort to name calling. Now if you'll excuse me, [starts tearing up] Dr. Boring is going to perform a heart transplant. 'CAUSE MINE'S BROKEN! [walks away, sobbing, as Kitty and Dudley glare annoyingly at the Chief]