T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 1

Wolf Spitzer:
[shivering with his tail, all frozen] This is Wolf Spitzer freezing my tail off at the Petropolis Dog Show. Tonight, the city's most perfect pooch will win the grand prize, their very own mailman.

Keswick:
[turns off the news channel] What kind of self-absorbed doofus would enter a dog show?

Dudley:
[in the elevator as the doors open, spraying his flowing blonde hair with hairspray] Guess who's entering the dog show?

Kitty:
You gotta be kidding me.

Dudley:
I know, I'm gorgeous, right? Just got back from the groomer. Now all I have to do is keep this perfect look 'till tonight, and I'll be chasing my very own MAILMAN! Am I hot, or what?

Chief:
I'm hot too.

Keswick:
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but you are looking better ever since you joined that tiny gym.

Chief:
No, I mean, it's getting warm in here.