T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 1

Dudley:
KITTY! DID YOU SEE ME ON TV?!

Kitty:
I can't believe you're still into Quacky. He's a deranged lunatic who tried to annihilate us. Ooh! The Math Moth! He taught me long division and how to eat a wool sweater.

Keswick:
Boy, Quacky's food really hits the spot. It's just the right blend of farming pesticides and irradiated artificial meat filler.

Chief:
Whoa, Agent Puppy! Is that the Phonics Fox? You know, I've always had a crush on her. How do I look?

Keswick:
Uh, Chief, you know she's not real.

Chief:
Just because she's a lifeless plastic toy doesn't mean she's not real.

Keswick:
That's exactly what it means. Looks like somebody needs to talk to the Sanity Seagull.