T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 2

Wolf Spitzer:
Wolf Spitzer here for Access Hollywolf. I'm with former kid show host and convicted felon, Quacky the Duck, and his scary partner, the Sharing Moose. They are out of prison and making their first feature film.

Quacky:
Which is definitely a real movie, and not a villainy cover up for heinous crimes.

Sharing Moose:
That's right. I spent a year in solitary writing the screenplay.

Quacky:
Seriously? You actually wrote a real screenplay?

Sharing Moose:
It's a touch in celebration of life. And if the actors mess it up, they will never forget the taste of my FIST!

Wolf Spitzer:
And who are these lucky actors of what you speak?

Quacky:
Well, Wolf, we cast three local suckers, I mean, local citizens in the starring roles.

Kitty:
[turns off the screen] What kind of idiots would wanna star in a Quacky the Duck movie?

[Elevator doors open]

Dudley:
KITTY, WE'RE STARRING IN A QUACKY THE DUCK MOVIE!