T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 2

[Petropolis Prison; The F.L.O.P.P. members are being released]

Meerkat:
At last, sweet freedom! Now the members of F.L.O.P.P., the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators, can be reunited in crime! Right, Wanna-Bee?

Wanna-Bee:
Yeah! 'Cause I wanna be bad!

Escape Goat:
So do I, but how can we commit crimes without going back to jail?!

Wanna-Bee:
We could rob each other, and not press charges!

Meerkat:
I have a better idea. I've contacted an old friend, who leads the exciting life of a supervillain, but has never gone to jail.

Escape Goat:
What's his secret?

Meerkat:
He's never actually committed a crime. Oh, he threatens to, but it's always a bluff. Fellow members of F.L.O.P.P., meet the Bluffalo!

Bluffalo:
Hello, look at me. I'm parked in a handicapped space in a stolen van. Just kidding. I'm legally parked, and I'm leasing this.

Meerkat:
I told you he was good.

Bluffalo:
With my help, you will be able to terrorize Petropolis with empty threats, and never go to prison. Now, who wants some stolen pizza? I'm bluffing. I paid for it, and left a 20% tip. [giggles]