Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Season 1

[Cut to Battle Shell, driving down the street. Shifts to interior as Mikey begins speaking.]

Michelangelo:
You know, I feel kind of bad for the little bot.

Raphael:
Little?

Michelangelo:
You know, it was kind of like a little kid.

Donatello:
[Driving.] Too bad he had such a rotten parent.

Leonardo:
[All climb out of vehicle, now parked behind April’s shop.] I’m just glad the fighting’s over.

Casey:
[Interior of shop.] Take care of me? [Door opens and Leo enters.] I only got hurt because I was saving you.

April:
[As the rest of the turtles enter and they saw Casey and April facing each other, both looking angry.] Oh, so you think I need saving, is that it?

Casey:
You twist around everything I say. Ah, women!

April:
Why, of all the myopic misogynistic--

Casey:
Jeez. [Hand hits a vase and it falls with a crash.] How can we even talk if you won’t speak English?

April:
I told you to watch the antiques, you big ape.

Casey:
This whole mess is because of you--

Michelangelo:
I think they wanna be alone.

April:
Nobody said you even had to come over here in the first place. [Scene pans out to show exterior of building.]

Casey:
Wasn't my idea.

April:
Oh, yeah?

Casey:
Yeah!

April:
Ugh!