Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Season 1

Raph:
And the award for worst leader goes to-

Leo:
How am I the worst leader?

Raph:
If we did this my way, Snakeweed would be toast by now!

Mikey:
Ugh, that'd be some nasty toast.

Leo:
This way would've worked if you hadn't wasted time second-guessing my orders!

Raph:
Don't give bad orders, and I won't second-guess 'em!

Leo:
You know what, Raph? If you think you could do better, why don't you lead?

Raph:
First good idea you've had all day!

[Both growl at each other. Mikey cuts in.]

Mikey:
We'll compromise. I'll lead.

[Raph and Leo give him death glares. Mikey smiles sheepishy and steps away.]

Leo:
Fine, Raph, the team's yours. I'm out of here. [walks away]

Mikey:
I can't believe he's gone.

Donnie:
Aw, don't worry, Mikey. Leo... just needs some space. [Mikey gives him an annoyed look] You meant the pizza guy, didn't you?

Mikey:
Yeah.