The A Team, Season 2

[Murdock is laying on the tracks to hear if the train comes.]

Murdock:
No. No, I don't hear nothing.

[Murdock's horse nods.]

Murdock:
Are you sure?

[Horse whinnies and Murdock listens again.]

Murdock:
Well, I don't hear nothing but if you're positive that...

[B.A. grabs Murdock.]

B.A.:
I'm warning you, I've had enough of you talking to your invisible friend.

[Murdock points at his horse.]

Murdock:
Does he look invisible? You can't see HIM?

B.A.:
Invisible or not, I don't want you talking nothing to nobody. Got that?

Murdock:
Well, I'm sorry but I'm not the one with the bad attitude. When someone talks to me I feel obliged to respond in kind.

B.A.:
It's not a somebody! It's a horse! And horses don't talk!

Murdock:
[sings] A horse is a horse, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless of course (B.A. starts to strangle him) the horse, of course is the famous Mr. Ed.

Face:
[on the radio] Murdock, any sign?

[Murdock chokes on the radio.]

Face:
'[into the radio]' B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.

Murdock:
Yeah! [into the radio] Ed says ...

[B.A. grabs the radio.]

B.A.:
[into the radio] Ain't no train coming!

Face:
[to Hannibal] Who's Ed?

Hannibal:
Guess?

[Murdock's horse whinnies and train is audible.]

Murdock:
[into the radio] Train coming, muchachos. And I ain't tellin' you who told us.