The A Team, Season 3

[Hannibal has directed the bad guys, Hoyt Plummer and Williams, into checking out "his old boss Crazy Willie Beano"]

Hannibal:
Face, there's been a change in plan, I'm staying here.

Face:
What did you tell them?

Hannibal:
What else, I've got a crazy boss.

Face:
Oh great, and you're not gonna be there to give the performance. Who are we gonna use?

Hannibal:
Well, I told them he was crazy.

[Cut to the fake store, where Murdock acts as the crazy boss]

Murdock:
I am Crazy Willie. Beano. Beano, y'know, rhymes with Dino? What's the matter, you don't understand English? Dino, everybody loves some... (Sees Williams trying to reach for a gun in his waistband) What's the matter, you think I'm wearing a piece? (Pats his underarms) I'm clean! I'm running a business here, not a shooting gallery!

Plummer:
Alright, we're gonna make this nice and simple: we either get our truck back or we bury you underneath the store!

Murdock:
Forgive me for not laughing, but I always find the baby's first step to be a very serious thing. Nobody comes in here and threatens me under my own roof. Especially when I'm eating a tuna-fish sandwich.

Williams:
Smith said this guy was looney-tunes.

Murdock:
Looney Tunes, huh? What other TV program do you watch regularly?

Plummer:
Alright, I don't know what your game is, but we want that truck back!

Murdock:
Hmph. The only thing that Crazy Willie ever gives back, is trouble. You mess around with one of my boys, I rip off one of your trucks. Fair is fair! (Knocks on the counter)

B.A.:
(Emerges from the back room with a rifle slung over his shoulder) Can I help you with anything?

Murdock:
This here's a friend of mine, we call him Mayhem.

Plummer:
Alright, you want a war? We'll give you a war!

Murdock:
(Takes out a deck of cards from his jacket) Alright, red and you're dead. Take one off the top! (Plummer takes a seven of spades) It's your lucky day! You don't even get to bleed on the carpeting. (Snatches the card back) Now you tell your friends I sell auto parts, and if they want some, they should come down here and see me. (Hands Plummer his plate and walks off) I'll provide the lunch.