The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Season 2

Miss Fowl:
Today, we will watch part one of Ken Burns' 97-hour documentary on the history of mummies.

Cindy:
Yawn. I'd rather chew off my own foot.

Libby:
[whispering] No, I wanna check this out. My family tree goes back to Egypt. Mummies are cool.

Miss Fowl:
[inserts the tape in the VCR] Butch, would you get the lights?

Butch:
Sure thing, teach. [pulls out a slingshot and shatters the lights off]

Miss Fowl:
[hand in face] Thank you.

Jimmy:
I don't wanna see videos of mummies. I wanna see real mummies!

Carl:
Oh, I don't. They might rise from the dead and attack us!

[Miss Fowl presses a button on the remote, turning on the TV; As the documentary starts, she and all her other students quickly start to fall asleep]

Narrator:
"Dear Ahmadiyya, today I moved a one-ton boulder across the broiling desert sands. Then I had lunch. Then they cut my tongue out.

Jimmy:
[looks at a colored drawing of Egypt] What am I doing sitting here? I'm a science genius. [turns around to his friends] Who's up for a quick trip to Egypt?

Cindy:
What could be more boring than going with you to Egypt?

Narrator:
"Tonight I will tell stories around the fire. This will be difficult without my tongue."

Cindy:
[makes up her mind] Let's roll.

[The kids tip-toe quietly out of the classroom and into the hallway]

Jimmy:
[quietly] I'll go home and get my hover car and meet you guys in back of the school.

Carl:
But, what if we get caught?

Sheen:
We're not gonna get caught.