The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 1

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is an Australian comedy television show starring the comedic duo of Lano and Woodley (Colin Lane and Frank Woodley), consisting of two series which aired on ABC TV from 1997 to 1999. more »

[The pair are going on holiday, and are packing, Colin produces an oar from the cupboard.]

Colin:
Ba-da!!

Frank:
Why are you taking an oar?

Colin:
In case we hire a canoe.

Frank:
Yeah, but the canoes come with oars.

Colin:
I want to use my oar.

Frank:
But why?

Colin:
My great great great grandfather gave this to me. It's one of my most prized possessions.

Frank:
Yeah?

Colin:
Yeah, he gave it to me just a few years back.

Frank:
But how could your great great great grandfather have given it to you? He must have died about a hundred years ago!

Colin:
He just... ohh, sorry. He's not my grandfather's father's father's father, he's just my normal grandfather. But he's a really great, great, great grandfather. He's really great! I love him!

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