The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

[Colin and Frank are watching a game show to decide who’s smarter. Colin’s buzzer is a rubber duck, Frank’s is a whoopee cushion.]

TV host:
What is a glockenspiel?

Colin:
[Squeezes his rubber duck.] What somebody says when they’re trying to sell you a glocken.

TV host:
What is the sum of the inside angles of a triangle?

Frank:
[Squeezes his whoopee cushion.] Albert Einstein.

TV host:
Who created Tom Sawyer?

Colin:
Mr and Mrs Sawyer.

TV host:
Ichthyology is the study of what?

Frank:
Albert Einstein.

TV host:
Name three prime numbers.

Frank:
Albert Einstein.

Colin:
What the hell are you doing?

Frank:
Well, I haven’t got very much general knowledge, Col, so I thought I’d try using the law of averages.

TV host:
What is the chemical symbol for sulphur?

[Both squeeze their buzzes, but neither answer. Col looks at Frank.]

Frank:
Oh, I didn’t actually squeeze my buzzer then.