The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

[Frank almost cuts Colin's towel to change the baby's diaper.]

Colin:
Hey, what're you doing? That's my towel!

Frank:
Eh? Oh, I didn't even realise. I just grabbed the first towel I saw.

Colin:
[grabs Frank's towel] Well, why do we have to use my towel?

Frank:
[swipes his towel from Colin] Well, why do we have to use my towel? [throws it onto the table with Colin's towel]

Colin:
[chuckles] Look, this is ridiculous! This is so petty! Look, it doesn't worry me whose towel we use.

Frank:
Well, it doesn't worry me either.

Colin:
Okay, well if it doesn't worry you and if it doesn't worry me, we've just gotta use one of the towels. So let's just use, unhhh... [grabs Frank's towel] ...your towel.

Frank:
[throws his towel back on the table] Col, don't start that again please. We haven't got time for that nonsense. We're in a hurry. Pass me...your towel.

Colin:
[hands him Frank's towel, cheekily] Okay, there you go.

Frank:
[realises it's his towel and places it back on the table] Hang on...

Colin:
Okay! Fine, we'll use my towel. While we're arguing, the little baby is suffering in there with a dirty nappy! Why don't we just make a decision? We're using my towel. [grabs his towel and takes the scissors] It'll be better this way anyway. [prepares to cut]

Frank:
Good. [stops Colin] Why would it be better this way?

Colin:
Well my, uhh...my towel's more hygenic. It'll be cleaner.

Frank:
I think my towel's cleaner.

Colin:
[throws his towel on the table] Alright, we'll use your towel!

Frank:
Well, you turned around rather quickly!

Colin:
Okay, we'll use my towel!

Frank:
Good. [to the baby] We're gonna use Col's towel!

[Colin takes Frank's towel and rips it in half.]

Frank:
That was my towel.

Colin:
Oh, was it? Oh, sorry. Well, it doesn't matter anyway.