The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is an Australian comedy television show starring the comedic duo of Lano and Woodley (Colin Lane and Frank Woodley), consisting of two series which aired on ABC TV from 1997 to 1999. more »

Colin:
Pointers for surviving in a tropical environment. Look it says here, um, beware of the following plants…

Frank:
[Gasps.] The following plants? I’ve never heard of following plants! What do they do after they follow you? Do they grab you and devour you with their woody limbs?

Colin:
No they do not!

Frank:
Do they eat you into their timber teeth?

Colin:
No they don’t!

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