The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

Colin:
How did you learn how to climb a coconut tree?

Frank:
'Cause, once I was watching Getaway.

Colin:
Getaway!

Frank:
With Catriona Rowntree.

[Colin pretends to feel himself up.]

Frank:
[Laughs.] We think we’re hilarious! Yes. And I saw the Fijians climbing them so I watched how to learn, I learned how to, I saw them! But there’s no coconuts.

Colin:
What?

Frank:
Must be the wrong season or something.

Colin:
Bummer.

Frank:
Maybe we can chew on these luscious palm fronds. Oh no, they taste all plasticy. You know what that tastes like?

Colin:
What?

Frank:
That tastes like the shade cloth you get at Bunnings. Lowest prices are just the beginning but unfortunately nutritional value isn't the ending.