The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

[Every time the word 'salt' is said, an ominous noise happens.]

Colin:
We’ve gotta make some changes. We’ve got food, we’ve got water, what we need is leadership.

Frank:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Colin:
So I’ve had a bit of a chat with myself and I reckon from now on you should call me something like, um, king. Okay, and um…

Frank:
Col?

Colin:
What?

Frank:
There’s no way in the world that I’m ever gonna treat you as my king. [Colin gives Frank a nipple cripple.] Stop it, you’re hurting me your highness.

Colin:
Okay that’s good. I’ll be King Col. ‘Old King Cole, what a merry old sole, what a merry old sole was he.’

Frank:
Have you heard the second verse? It goes ‘Old King Cole, what a massive ass hole.’ Why do you get to be king? It’s not fair.

Colin:
I’m you king, do not insult me! [Bam, bam] I said insult all right? I didn’t… [Bam, bam] I didn't say salt alright, I… [Bam, bam]

Frank:
You’d better stop doing that mate or he’ll assault you. [Bam, bam] And he can do that cause he’s the king. He’s the sultan! [Bam, bam.]