The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

[Trying to kill a chicken.]

Colin:
What was your idea hummus boy?

Frank:
You’re not gonna regret this king kong.

Colin:
I hope I’m not.

[Frank retrieves the fire extinguisher and sprays the chicken.]

Colin:
Hey, hey!

Frank:
Gotcha!

Colin:
What are you doing?

Frank:
I’m eating the chicken.

Colin:
You can’t kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher! That fire extinguisher is not on the island you idiot. It was from the theatre.

Frank:
Col, we’re starving to death. I don’t think now is the time for rigid adherences to theatrical convention.

Colin:
Look you idiot, if you can kill the chicken with the fire extinguisher that means if you want sweets you just go into the foyer and get a Kit Kat!

Frank:
Well, I can’t do that 'cause I don’t have any money, because my wallet went down in the plane. Get a bit of brainage!

Colin:
Give me the chicken.

Frank:
No.

Colin:
Give me the bird!

[Frank gives Col the middle finger.]