The Adventures of Lano and Woodley, Season 2

Frank:
Have you seen Lord of the Rings?

Colin:
No.

Frank:
That trilogy of films, that’s the most successful trilogy of films in all history and you know why?

Colin:
Why?

Frank:
It had a happy ending. It won 11 Oscars 'cause it had a happy ending. 'Cause Frodo gets the ring and he throws it into the volcano at the end he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He gets it back. Into the volcano with that big eye. I don’t know what that was all about. And he destroys it. It’s a happy ending. He goes through all those trials and tribulations but at the end he gets it back. He throws it in. it’s a happy ending. IT TOOK HIM NINE, FUCKING, HOURS! But he gets it back, he gets it in. it’s a happy ending. It’s happy. It’s a happy ending.