The Amazing World of Gumball, Season 2

Gumball:
I didn't want to do this, man, but it's the only way! You need to learn that words can hurt.

Game Voice:
Round 1! Fight!

Darwin:
[charging a power blast] Your head is so big that you have to put your shirt on feet first! [Shoots energy balls at Gumball] Big head! Big head! Big head! Big head!

Gumball:
Ow! Stop It!

Darwin:
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!

Gumball:
That's cheating!

Darwin:
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!

Gumball:
You keep using the same move!

Darwin:
[Shoots an energy ball] Big head!

[Gumball echoes and collapses]

Game Voice:
Darwin wins! Perfect! Round Two! Fight!

Gumball:
You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest, the judges said "no professionals"! [Shoots an energy ball]

Darwin:
You're so dumb you put stamps on your e-mails! [Shoots an energy ball]

Gumball:
You're so short that your head smells like feet! [Shoots an energy ball]

Darwin:
Your brain's so small that your thoughts have an echo! [Shoots an energy ball]

Gumball:
Your cheeks are so big that people don't know which end of you they're looking at! [Shoots an energy ball]

[Camera cuts to reality, Tobias, Banana Joe, Anton and Bobert cheers looking unamazed while Gumball and Darwin are still pretending to be in the game]

Gumball:
Pshoo! Cling! Pew!

Darwin:
Ahh!

Gumball:
Your face is so greasy that people put on weight when they look at you! [Shoots an "energy ball"]

Tobias​​​​​​​:
Nyeh, it's not as good as I thought it'd be.

[Tobias, Banana Joe, Anton and Bobert leave, still making cheering motions. Camera cuts back to the game]

Gumball:
You're so bald that when you take a shower, you get brainwashed!

Darwin:
You're so-- Ah! I got nothing!

[Gumball shoots an energy ball that dazes Darwin. He immediately closes in for the finish.]

Gumball:
You're so chubby, the back of your head looks like a pack of wieners.

[Gumball takes Round 2 with a Street Fighter-esque uppercut move. He then performs a victory pose]

Game Voice:
FINAL ROUND!

Gumball:
Wait a minute. Pause! [pauses the "game"]