The Amazing World of Gumball, Season 2

Alan​​​​​​​:
No, I love you more because I also love, loving you—

Gumball:
Sorry to interrupt. But can you please stop this?

Alan​​​​​​​:
What?

Gumball:
THIS! This hideous picture of happiness.

[Masami, Carrie and Leslie chime in, agreeing with Gumball]

Gumball:
I'm don't like it when you two use your stupid pet names and your gross lovey-dovey faces. You don't see me and Penny acting like that.

Darwin:
Because you're not going out with her?

Gumball:
Exactly. [sighs]

Idaho:
You two are so beautiful, it makes me believe I, too, can find love. [Angrily] But when I look in the mirror, I realize I'm just a dirt covered ball of starch!

[Alan moves to Idaho]

Alan​​​​​​​:
But Idaho, if you wanna be loved... first, you gotta love yourself.

Leslie​​​​​​​:
[Angrily] Yeah! You're so nice and sensitive too I can't even hate you!

Masami:
[Angrily] You're so perfect, it makes me wanna rain on your parade until you swell up, turn brown, and rot!

[Carrie is confused, while everyone is silent]

Carrie:
[Clicks tongue] Uhhhh... I think what Masami is trying to say is that you guys are so perfect, it kinda makes us wish for your downfall.

Masami:
Uh-huh, why don't you go and be perfect somewhere else?

Idaho:
Yeah.

Leslie:
Well said, Carrie.

[Everyone walks away except Alan, Carmen, Gumball and Darwin. Gumball looks guilty, while Darwin pats him on the back]