The Batman, Season 1

The Joker:
Takes after his pa, wouldn't you say?

[Batman comes face-to-face with Joker, a clown with white skin, green hair and a huge red grin on his face]

Batman:
What did you do to him?

The Joker:
Just some laughing gas, drag. Don't tell me you're not an inmate. [jumps down] What rational being dresses like you? Speaking of threads, think this is a good look for me?

Batman:
Who are you?

The Joker:
Joker.

Batman:
Not what. Who?

[Batman places one hand on Joker's face. There is no sign of white paint on his hand]

The Joker:
Smear-free. It's perma-clown! Ooh, tough crowd. Look. Nothing up my sleeves. Ha, ha. Nothing that won't put a smile on your face. Say cheese! [Batman throws a batarang, which knocks Joker's weapon out of his hand] I'm out of gas.

Batman:
And I'm out of patience!

[Batman punches Joker]

The Joker:
You really know how to spoil a coming-out party. How do you expect me to spread mirth and whimsy without a proper hideout?

Batman:
Listen, Joker, you're sick. You need help.

Joker:
Well, maybe I am a little off. [kicks Batman] But what are you gonna do? Lock me in the loony bin? I'm already here!