The Berenstain Bears, Season 1

Sister Bear:
Hey, terrific! A secret clubhouse! Hot diggety! A new clubhouse! A new clubhouse!

[Sister tries to do her victory dance. But then she is stopped. That is, when she hears a drawbridge noise. Brother and the other boys add the finishing touch. That is, onscreen. They reveal a sign --the final touch to the clubhouse-- which says, "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!".)

Sister Bear:
No girls allowed?!

Brother and the Other Boy Cubs:
[to Sister] That's right! No girls allowed!

Sister Bear:
It...! It isn't fair! It isn't fair! It just isn't fair!

[Sister runs off crying. Then the scene cuts back to the treehouse. In the next scene, Sister is seen with Mama and Papa. And she tearfully reports to them about the boys/big cubs not letting her into their boy's clubhouse. Mama wanted to hear more. But Papa had heard quite enough.]

Papa Bear:
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! IT ISN'T FAIR! IT IS IN FACT FAIR THAT I SHOULD HAVE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL OUTRAGE! COME ON, DEAR! NOW WE ARE GOING BACK THERE AND MAKING THEM TAKE YOU INTO THEIR SILLY CLUB! AND IF THEY DON'T, I AM GOING TO DESTROY THAT CLUBHOUSE LIMB FROM LIMB!

Sister Bear:
Right!

Mama Bear:
I don't think that's the answer. Those boys are being unfair. Sometimes boys act that way, so do girls, but whoever does it is wrong. The important thing is not whether you're a boy or a girl, but the sort of person you are. Be that as it may, you can't make cubs play with you.

Sister Bear:
No, but you can tear them limb from limb! Come on, Papa!

Mama Bear:
Wouldn't it be a better idea for you to form your own club and build a secret clubhouse of your own?

Sister Bear:
Could I?

Papa Bear:
Why not? I'd be glad to oblige. Why, we can build it in the old climbing tree!

Sister Bear:
Terrific! The first thing we'll need is a big sign that says: "No Boys Allowed".

Mama Bear:
No, the first thing your club needs is members.