The Berenstain Bears, Season 2

Brother Bear:
GET YOUR DOPEY FEET OUT OF MY FACE!

[Sister puts her face into Brother's face.]

Sister Bear:
MY FEET ARE NOT DOPEY, GROUCHPUSS! AND THEY ARE NOT IN YOUR FACE!

Brother Bear:
NOW HEAR THIS! GET YOUR DOPEY FACE OUT OF MY FACE!

Sister Bear:
[still has her face in Brother's face] OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS DOPEY, BROTHER BEAR!

[With a smirk, Sister zips out of her bunk fast and runs in front of Brother.]

Sister Bear:
BECAUSE WHILE YOU SIT THERE BEING A CLAUD, I AM GOING INTO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU! AND I AM LOCKING THE DOOR!

[Sister --after she says this-- runs off to the bathroom, gets into it before Brother, and locks the door.]

Sister Bear:
[from inside the bathroom] (AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME TIME IN THE BATHROOM...! ...IF I LEAVE ANY!)

Brother Bear:
[pounding on the door] HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU LITTLE TWERP, YOU BETTER UNLOCK THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DO NOT UNLOCK THIS DOOR...!

[Sister vows that Brother can have some time in the bathroom if she leaves any time for him. But --forgetting that she is taking a long time in the bathroom and is not sure whether she should let Brother have some time in the bathroom-- brushes her teeth. While she washes her face, combs her fur, and brushes her teeth, she sings a classic children's song called The Mulberry Bush. Then the scene cuts to Sister Bear who is singing The Mulberry Bush while brushing her teeth.]

Sister Bear:
[sings] ♪ This is the way we brush our teeth, ♪

♪ Brush our teeth, brush our teeth, ♪

[Brother pauses banging and listens to Sister singing.]

Brother Bear:
[in between outbursts] She is singing!

Sister Bear:
[singing] ♪ This is the way we brush our teeth, ♪

♪ So early in the morning. ♪

♪ Here we go round the mulberry bush, ♪

♪ The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, ♪

♪ Here we go round the mulberry bush, ♪

♪ So early in the morning. ♪

[The scene cuts back to Brother.]

Brother Bear:
[resumes outbursts] IF YOU DO NOT UNLOCK THIS DOOR...!

Papa Bear:
[angrily comes out of the bedroom] Brother Bear!

Brother Bear:
[realizes] Uh, good morning, Papa.

Papa Bear:
What in the name of Bear Country is going on here?! (You know better than to shout at your sister!)

Brother Bear:
You see, Papa...!

Papa Bear:
What kind of excuse do you have for banging on doors and calling your sister names?!

Brother Bear:
Well, see. She put her feet in my face, then when I told her not to, She called me "Grouchpuss" and seek a bathroom ahead of me and lock the door. Then when I ask her to come out, she started to sing and--

Papa Bear:
[puts a hand in Brother's mouth] None of which is any kind of excuse for pounding on doors and calling names!

Sister Bear:
[comes out of the bathroom] Good morning, Papa. It certainly is a lovely.

Papa Bear:
Good morning, Sweetie. (to Brother angrily) Now why can't you be sweet and cooperate like your sister?

Brother Bear:
[turns red with anger, growls furiously and angrily slams the door] I'M NOT GONNA SPEAK TO HER AGAIN FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!

Sister Bear:
You got a deal, Buster.