The Berenstain Bears, Season 2

Teacher Jane:
Our last play for tonight features Brother and Sister Bear, Cousin Fred, and Lizzie Bruin. It's called "The Trouble with Parents".

[As the school play starts, Brother is "Papa Bear", Sister is "Mama Bear", Cousin Freddy is "Brother Bear", and Lizzy is "Sister Bear"]

Brother Bear as Papa Bear:
Where is (the rest of) my newspaper, son?!

Cousin Freddie as Brother Bear:
I have it, Papa. I'm using it so you don't get any paint on this nice new table you made in your workshop.

Brother Bear as Papa Bear:
What?! You didn't ask me!

Cousin Freddie as Brother Bear:
But you never read this section, Papa!

Brother Bear as Papa Bear:
That doesn't matter! Ooh, you cubs make me so mad!

[Everyone in the audience laughs, including the grandparents. But Papa and Mama Bear are embarrassed.]

Lizzy as Sister Bear:
[talking on the phone] Hi, Terry.

Sister Bear as Mama Bear:
Is that Mrs. Waterspout, dear?

Lizzy as Sister Bear:
No, Mama. It is my friend, Terry.

Sister Bear as Mama Bear:
You know I'm waiting for a very important telephone call!

Lizzy as Sister Bear:
I'm sorry, Mama. But I didn't--

Sister Bear as Mama Bear:
You cubs talk on the phone a zillion times a day! It makes me want to SCREAM!

[The cap on Sister's costume flies off.]