The Big Bang Theory, Season 10

Amy:
[over Skype] I gave you one job! Keep an eye on him. How hard is that?

Penny:
We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.

Bernadette:
Which he only did once.

Amy:
Why didn't you tell me?

Bernadette:
We didn't want you to worry.

Amy:
Should I worry?

Penny:
No. Come on, it's Sheldon. Nothing is gonna happen.

Amy:
That's what you said to me when I started dating him. And then five years later, bingo-bango, something happened.

Bernadette:
Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.

Amy:
You don't get it. I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time. All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries.

Penny:
Well, what do you want us to do?

Amy:
I don't know. Might be the New Jersey talking, but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.

Bernadette:
That's ridiculous. As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.

Amy:
Yeah, but one of those scientists is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.

Penny:
Come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon. [pause] Because he only has eyes for you!

Amy:
Nice try.

Penny:
Thanks, I was scrambling.