The Big Bang Theory, Season 11

Sheldon:
Mother, I have some good news to share.

Amy:
[giddily] We're engaged!

Mary:
I am so happy for you two, but I'm not surprised. I've been praying for this.

Sheldon:
Well, God had nothing to do with it. It happened because I was kissing another woman, and it made me realize I wanted to be with Amy.

Mary:
More than one woman was interested in you? I might have prayed a little too hard.

Sheldon:
I want to let you know right now that we are not getting married in a church.

Mary:
That's all right, Sheldon. Anywhere Jesus is is a church.

Sheldon:
Well, he won't be at our wedding.

Mary:
He's in my heart, so if I'm there, he'll be there.

Sheldon:
Okay, well, then he's your plus-one. You don't get to bring anyone else.

Mary:
That's fine. Love you.

Sheldon:
Love you, too. Bye.

Mary:
[they hang up] Lord, thank you. Even though you can do anything, that was mighty impressive.