The Big Bang Theory, Season 12

Sheldon:
Good morning, wife.

Amy:
Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.

Sheldon:
It's official. According to tradition we should hang the bed sheets outside so the Villagers can see that we consummated. [makes his way over to the curtains]

Amy:
I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our Honeymoon.

Sheldon:
Well, I suppose you're right... [opens the curtains, revealing Legoland California outside] Although when you think about it, Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress; two pieces that interlock together with a satisfying snap.

Amy:
Oh, that's the sound you were making.

Sheldon:
Oh, I almost forgot. While you were sleeping I ordered room service.

Amy:
Really?!

Sheldon:
[lifts the lid off the plate, revealing bacon, eggs, and pancakes made out of Legos.] Viola! You thought it was going to be food, didn't you?