The Big Bang Theory, Season 12

Sheldon:
I'm just worried that if I don't schedule our bedroom endeavors, then I may not think about them, and you'll grow cold and distant and seek solace in the arms of a heavily-muscled long Shore man.

Amy:
Where would I find a long Shore man?

Sheldon:
Along the Shore. It's in the name.

Amy:
Sheldon, I couldn't be with anybody but you.

Sheldon:
That's good to know. I wouldn't want to have to fight a man who's brave enough to touch a fish.

Amy:
How's this for a compromise; make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.

Sheldon:
Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?

Amy:
Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.

Sheldon:
Come with me.

Amy:
Where are we going?

Sheldon:
To the hotel room. And when we get there I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.