The Big Bang Theory, Season 12

Stuart:
Is it me or has no one been in the store for hours?

Denise:
Yeah, it’s weirdly quiet. Nobody’s in the street.

Stuart:
Huh, that’s strange.

Denise:
You thinking what I’m thinking?

Stuart:
They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague.

Denise:
Exactly.

Stuart:
Let me just lock up here.

Denise:
Okay, so what do we do?

Stuart:
Uh, well, if this is a worst case scenario and we’re the last two people alive we’re gonna have to rebuild civilization.

Denise:
Do you have any special skills?

Stuart:
I can draw. How about you?

Denise:
I can play clarinet.

Stuart:
I didn’t know that.

Denise:
Yeah. Ten years. Ah.

Stuart:
You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to repopulate the earth.

Denise:
I’m okay with that.

Stuart:
So shall we?

Denise:
Wait here. I’m gonna brush my teeth.

Stuart:
[Sheldon shows up] We’re closed.

Sheldon:
This is going on Yelp.