The Big Bang Theory, Season 9

Howard:
Why are marine biologists always so cute?

Raj:
I don't know, but I'd like to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle.

Leonard:
That's not helpful.

Howard:
Then I won't say I'd like to cover three quarters of her surface area.

Leonard:
Are you done?

Raj:
Not yet, this is fun! Ooh, I know... I'd let her free my Willy.

[Leonard gets up]

Raj:
Where are you going?

Leonard:
Going to ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny. Tell her she has nothing to worry about.

Howard:
Leonard wait.

Leonard:
What?

Howard:
I'd like to spongebob her squarepants.

Raj:
Now we are done.