The Big Bang Theory, Season 9

The Big Bang Theory (2007–19) is an American television sitcom, aired on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists, their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory and two friends/coworkers at their university. more »

Leonard:
What's going on?

Howard:
I'm going to be a father.

Leonard:
Congratulations!

Sheldon:
Oh no!

Leonard:
Why "Oh no"?

Sheldon:
Because this changes everything! You know, what about comic book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?

Leonard:
Relax, there's room for two babies in this group.

Sheldon:
O dear luck, Penny's pregnant too?

Leonard:
You're the other baby!

Sheldon:
Oh really? Well, would a baby have to shave once every eleven days?

Leonard:
Would an adult refuse to eat his Graham crackers because one of them was broken?

Sheldon:
I guess we'll call this a draw.

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