The Bill Engvall Show, Season One

Bill:
All right, all right, all right! You want to argue about this? Then let's argue naked.

Susan:
(turns around, stares at him incredulously)...What?

Bill:
Bob says it cuts down on the arguing time.

Susan:
Bob is a pervert.

Bill:
I know that! But I think it's worth a shot. (raises an eyebrow at her)

Susan:
(pause) Fine- okay, sure. Anything to move it along. (She heads upstairs with Bill following. Cut to both of them in the bedroom, obscured but naked)

Susan:
(as Bill grins at her) So... you're going.

Bill:
(still grinning) No I'm not.

Susan:
Yes you are. Blue shirt, blazer, khakis. Chop-chop.

Bill:
Nope! I'm standing firm. (Susan glances down)

Susan:
Yeah... not bad for forty-five. Blue shirt. (there is a knock at the door; Susan hastily stands behind Bill, who holds a pillow in front of himself as Lauren comes in)

Lauren:
Hey, Mo-Auggggh! (hastily turns around and slams the door behind her)

Susan:
...Daddy and I were just... arguing!

Lauren:
(through the door) We haven't even had dinner yet!