The Bill Engvall Show, Season One

Trent:
(staring at Priscilla) Hey, Bryan? Those python eggs you're selling...

Bryan:
Yeah?

Trent:
Where do you keep 'em?

Bryan:
Where do you think?

Trent:
The refrigerator? I dunno- that's why I'm asking.

Bryan:
Well, Priscilla hasn't opened her ovipositor and squeezed them out yet.

Trent:
I dunno, bro. Your snake doesn't look any different than it ever looked.

Bryan:
Hmmm...

Trent:
Hey! Hey, maybe we can hold her up and squeeze her like a tube of toothpaste- (demonstrates with a hockey stick)

Bryan:
No!

Trent:
Or-or we could get the vacuum cleaner-

Bryan:
I'm gonna get Jeremy to come by for a second opinion!

Trent:
Basketball pump-

Bryan:
Trent! (holds up his hand, gestures) ...sleep.(Trent walks away)