The Bill Engvall Show, Season Three

Bryan:
(holding a fish) Trent, check it out- I'm gonna do my own prank on Lauren!

Trent:
Bryan, please.

Bryan:
Check it out- I'm gonna put this in Lauren's closet- waay in the back, where she'll never find it.

Trent:
(sarcastically) Wow, that sounds hilarious.

Bryan:
No- it's so that she won't know where the smell's coming from. And, by the time she does find it, it'll be all old and stinky and rotten.

Trent:
Actually, that's pretty good- but, there's a big difference between coming up with it and pulling it off.

Bryan:
Oh, I can pull it off!

Trent:
Bryan, the best prank call you ever made was "Sorry, wrong number!"

Bryan:
I so got that guy!

Trent:
Oh, yeah- Dad was pretty pissed.

Bryan:
Whatever. I'm doing this! (enters Lauren's room and starts for her open closet, followed by Trent) Ok! So- here I go! (starts to enter the closet, then pauses)

Trent:
Uh- you're not moving!

Bryan:
(turns around) What if the smell wrecks her clothes- will Mom and Dad get mad at me?

Trent:
You can't worry about what might happen- would I have put bleach in Lauren's shampoo if I had known Mom was gonna borrow it? (pause) I'd like to think so, but I can't be sure!

Bryan:
(turns towards the closet, pauses, then turns around, defeated) ...I can't. (hands the fish to Trent) You're right- you're the only one who has the guts to do this.

Trent:
Thank you. (walks into the closet) Now, step aside and let the Master work-