The Boondocks, Season 2

Granddad:
What happened to the movie theater? Y'all should be ashamed! How come when I order a soda-pop, I get an empty cup? I didn't ask for an empty cup! I asked for a soda-pop! And what asshole started puttin' commercials in movies? I could go home and watch commercials on the TV! And the bathroom stinks; clean the fuckin' bathroom! I'm not gonna take it anymore! I paid too much money for these movie tickets to butter my own motherfuckin' popcorn! It's only popcorn!

[Granddad screams loud enough so that the whole movie theatre can hear him.]

Ruckus:
When'd you get here?

Granddad:
...Huh?

Ruckus:
Well, I've been standin' at the ticket window all day, and I don't remember you buyin' a ticket, Robert Freeman.

Granddad:
Well, I...uh, bought my tickets online...

Ruckus:
AHA! A damn lie! I ain't never met a nigga smart enough to operate a personal computer! Not even a Macintosh!