The Boondocks, Season 2

Grandad:
*After Huey helped him to get on Myspace* So she's on my friendslist?

Riley:
Yep, she's your very first cyber friend, and your her 3,000,000th

Grandad:
Yaaaa boy, I love technology!

Huey:
(narrating) My granddad had recently discovered online dating

Riley:
You should post more pics, ho's love pictures Grandad

Grandad: I'm starting to feel like Shamar Moore up in here, Hoo! Boy lets get some music on, turn on the Mypod lets get on the ISpace (We then see clips of Grandpa taking pictures of himself in various poses)

Riley:
What outfit you want next Grandad?

Grandad:
The leather vest, the one with the rhinestones (Huey walks in)

Huey:
Grandad, I.... (stopped because of the shock of seeing his grandad taking a picture of his butt) I can come back

Grandad:
Boy, get over here and take this picture, now whats wrong with you? why the long face?

Huey:
I had a bad dream about....

Grandad:
Talk and shoot at the same time boy. (Riley walks in carrying two Michael Jackson jackets)

Riley:
Grandad! you want "Beat It" or "Thriller"?

Grandad:
Hmmmm, that's a tough one, take them back, go get my purple speedo

Riley:
Purple speedo? that's gay

Grandad:
Allright boy, so you had a bad dream

Huey:
It was a really bad dream about...

Riley:
(In the closet) I don't see the purple one

Granddad:
Did you check the speedo drawer? Go ahead boy, bad dream and....?

Huey:
It was about Stinkmeaner (Riley returns with a leopard-print speedo)

Riley:
Leopard-print's all I could find

Granddad:
Aww man (changes underwear in front of Huey and Riley, who runs out of the room throwing up) damn these things are tight, what about Stinkmeaner?

Huey:
He was in hell, and he was coming back to get us

Granddad:
Stinkmeaner? don't be crazy

Riley:
Stinkmeaner? you mean that old man Granddad killed for no reason?

Granddad:
No reason? that man was a psycho, he almost killed your grandaddy

Riley:
He was blind, you killed a blind old man

Granddad:
Col. Stinkmeaner was a menace, and i sent him to hell where he belongs

Riley:
(Chuckles) Yeah, Grandad real tough with the handicap, he probably gonna beat up some retarded kids next.

Granddad:
Yeah, this retarded man is gone whoop your little ass that's what he's gonna do... wait...you know what I meant..what were we talkin about? Ohh yeah your dream, look boy, Stinkmeaner aint comin back, he cant hurt you, me, or any of us ok...now lets get one more picture.