The Boondocks, Season 2

Possessed Tom:
Robert Freeman! You a bitch nigga! Where are you Robert? Come here and fight like a man, you fat-ass nigga!

Granddad's Date:
Who's that?

Granddad:
Uh, nothing!

Possessed Tom:
(muffled) I know you can hear me, Robert! I know you hear me! I will not be ignored! I'm right up here!

Riley:
Ain't this a bitch? Got a possessed nigga up here, and Granddad's worried about his date!

Possessed Tom:
(breaks free from the handcuff on his right arm) Ah-hah! Get off me! You've got a date Robert? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals! A vagina and a coochie! Oh, that's a conjunction! A vagina and a coochie!

Granddad's Date:
What is going on?

Granddad:
Oh, th-that? that's just the television. Eh, boys, turn the television down!

Possessed Tom:
This ain't no TV show, nigga! This is real talk, nigga!

Granddad's Date:
Uhh! My friends warned me that there were weirdoes on MySpace!

Granddad:
Wait! No! That's just the TV!

Granddad's Date:
It's not the fact that you obviously have a man possessed by an evil spirit, strapped to a bed upstairs!

Granddad:
It's not?

Granddad's Date:
No. It's the fact that you lied about it!