The Boondocks, Season 2

Uncle Ruckus:
May white god bless you Robert, I came as fast I could.

Huey:
So this is the plan, Uncle Ruckus.

Uncle Ruckus:
Let's get this party started.

Possessed Tom:
Oh Yeah! You got bad credit, Robert!

Uncle Ruckus:
Removing a evil nigga spirits from a negro is harder then removing stank from a huck of shit. We must use these tools that the Great God gave us to fight niggas; a whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron! These things strike fear into a nigga's heart. A job application! Avoid conversation with the nigga. The nigga will lie. The nigga will excuse. He will use words that he don't know, if he get desperate he may started to rap or dance.

Possessed Tom:
You all... testicle, and no shaft. What happen to your shaft, Robert!

Uncle Ruckus:
Oh yeah. There powerful evil niggatry at work here.

Possessed Tom:
HAHAHAHA!!!

(Ruckus open and enter Huey and Riley room along with the Freemans)

Possessed Tom:
Who in the hell are you?

Uncle Ruckus:
Nigga, My name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus [No relation]. And the name White Jesus and all the great white man who have come here after. I command the black nigga soul back from the death of hell.

Possessed Tom:
(laughing) Is that all you got, nigga?

Uncle Ruckus:
Oh, no, nigga. That's just the tip of this iceberg. (opens the Bible and shoves it in Possessed Tom's face) Read, nigga, read!!!

Possessed Tom:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (bed begins to levitate)