The Boondocks, Season 2

Grandad:
(During a blind date who's catfished him with a phoney picture of her appearance and is eating messily) You know what? I've had it. This sucks!

Blind Date:
What's wrong with you?

Grandad:
You know what's wrong with me! When was this picture taken? 1964?

Blind Date:
You saying I don't look like my picture?

Grandad:
I'm saying you probably never looked like this damn picture! This ain't you!

Blind Date:
So is that all you care about is looks?

Grandad:
YEEEEEESS!

Blind Date:
Well excuse me for thinking you liked me for who I was on the inside!

Grandad:
Well you're a liar on the inside! This whole relationship is based on a lie! AN UGLY LIIIEEEEE!!! Why in the hell does this keep happening to me, God? What did I do to deserve this? This is payback for what? What did I do to you? Tell me!

Blind Date:
Maybe I should leave. Nigga, you ain't no Denzel. Hell, you ain't even no Flava Flav.

Grandad:
Time after time after time. There ought to be a law, lock em up, charge em with fraud, I'd be snitchin' on ugly women all day, I should give em the chair, electrify their ugly asses, dry pool that switch quick!