The Boondocks, Season 2

Luna:
I mean I'm like, you kill one man, you kill a dozen. It's all the the same. I mean they can only hang ya once, right? (laughs) Am I right or am I right? (laughs) C'mon now, you're leaving me hanging!

(Huey, Riley and Granddad stare at Luna, obviously terrified)

Granddad, Huey and Riley:
WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

Granddad:
(quietly) *Gasps* Move it! Move it! Move! Move! Hurry! Get on! Hurry Up!

(Luna looks surprised at their sudden departure)

(Huey, Riley, and Granddad retreat to the bathroom)

Riley:
Thanks for inviting a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib, Granddad!

Granddad:
You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch!? She didn't say nothing about no damn Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite (kung-fu noise) Koom, black coon, now y'all just hush! And try to figure out what we gon' do. Huey, what we gon' do?

Huey:
You gon' tell her to get the hell out!

Granddad:
I'm not gonna tell her to leave! She might hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques!

Huey:
Oh, come on, Grandad. She's not a kung fu master, she's crazy!

Grandad:
Shit! Then you go kick her ass out!

Huey:
But this is your respondiblity!

Grandad:
Hey, I'm willing to say in the bathroom all night!